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Ein paar Witze in Ehren...

Verfasst: 3. Oktober 2017, 16:47
von Cappuccino
Hi ihr Lieben, ich habe da mal ein paar Witze rausgesucht aus dem Netz die ich gut finde. Vielleicht kann der eine oder andere auch darüber schmunzeln.












Hier noch einen, kleinen süß-doofen Witz:





Wünsche euch noch einen gute Zeit und viel Kraft.

L.G.
Manuela Maria

PS.: Immer wenn ich über meine Lebenssituation und... lachen kann geht es mir schon wieder viel besser. Wenn man in diesem Leben auch mal den Humor verlieren kann, der schwarze geht immer!

Re: Ein paar Witze in Ehren...

Verfasst: 3. Oktober 2017, 17:46
von Luphan
Hallo alle zusammen,

"Geht ein Mann über die Straße und hat nur einen Schuh an. Geht ein andere Mann über die Straße und sagt: Hey, sie haben einen Schuh verloren. Der andere sagt, nein, ich habe grade einen gefunden."

Sagt ein schwarzer Mann: "Ich schwarz".
Sagt der weiße Mann: "Ich weiß".

Mal eine Zwischenfrage:

Ich kann die "Gänsefüßchen" nur oben machen. Wie kann ich sie auch unten setzten?

Gruß

Luphan

Re: Ein paar Witze in Ehren...

Verfasst: 9. Oktober 2017, 23:14
von DonQuixote

Re: Ein paar Witze in Ehren...

Verfasst: 10. Oktober 2017, 17:41
von Luphan

Re: Ein paar Witze in Ehren...

Verfasst: 28. Oktober 2017, 15:23
von shelf
Anekdote aus dem sächsischen Königshaus.

Der Hofbarbier schneidet seine Majestät versehentlich bei der Rasur.
Der König knurrt: "Das kommt vom Saufen!".
Der Barbier antwortet: "Ja, das mach die Haut so spröde!"

Allen noch einen erfolgreichen, unblutigen Weg!

LG

Re: Ein paar Witze in Ehren...

Verfasst: 28. Oktober 2017, 16:34
von Luphan
Hallo alle zusammen,

Witz.jpg
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Darüber hat auch meine Frau gelacht!

Die Damen, deshalb bitte nicht sauer sein, :-!? .

Gruß

Luphan